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meganthebadwolf:

br0k3n-dreamland:

LISTEN UP FUCKERS HERE’S A BUTT LOAD OF THINGS TO WATCH WHEN YOU ARE SICK
cold: get tissues, drink lots of water, get some cough lollies, oranges help too, get hot drinks, take a warm shower and have lots of rest :3vomit sick: gross.. jk jk, try not to eat foods that make you feel sick, keep a bucket by you and drink water :)) also try some medicine :))google it if you feel a different type of sick bc im not a doctor .-.
FUCKING SICK AS MARVEL MOVIESThe AvengersIron ManIron Man 2Iron Man 3ThorThor: The Dark WorldCaptain America: The First AvengerHulkThe Incredible HulkFantastic FourFantastic Four: Rise of the Silver SurferX-MenX2X-Men: The Last StandX-Men Origins: WolverineX-Men: First ClassThe WolverineBladeBlade IIBlade: TrinitySpider-ManSpider-Man 2Spider-Man 3The Amazing Spider-ManThe Amazing Spider-Man 2DaredevilElektraThe PunisherPunisher: War ZoneMan-ThingGhost RiderGhost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
FUGGIN BAT DUDE
batman beginsthe dark knightthe dark knight rises
KICK ASS DISNEY MOVIES
 Snow White and the Seven DwarvesFantasiaPinocchio DumboThe Reluctant DragonBambi Saludos Amigos Victory Through Air Power The Three Caballeros Make Mine Music Song of the SouthFun and Fancy FreeMelody TimeThe Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr. ToadCinderella Alice in Wonderland Peter Pan20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Lady and the Tramp Old Yeller Darby O’Gill and the Little People Sleeping Beauty Swiss Family Robinson 101 DalmatiansThe Sword in the Stone 
Mary Poppins That Darn Cat The Jungle BookThe Love Bug The Aristocats Bedknobs and Broomsticks The Million Dollar Duck Robin HoodHerbie Rides Again Pete’s Dragon The Many Adventures of Winnie the PoohThe RescuersThe Fox and the HoundA Disney Christmas Gift The Black CauldronThe Great Mouse Detective Oliver & Company Who Framed Roger Rabbit The Little Mermaid Ducktales The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp The Rescuers Down Under Beauty and the BeastThe Nightmare Before ChristmasAladdin -The Return of Jafar AladdinThe Lion King A Goofy MoviePocahontas Toy StoryAladdin and the King of Thieves James and the Giant Peach The Hunchback of Notre Dame Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted ChristmasHercules Winnie The Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure A Bug’s LifeBelle’s Magical WorldMulanPocahontas II - Journey to a New WorldThe Lion King 2 - Simba’s PrideMickey’s Once Upon A ChristmasTarzan Toy Story 2Winnie The Pooh-Seasons of GivingAn Extremely Goofy Movie Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, The Adventure BeginsDinosaur Fantasia 2000The Emperor’s New GrooveThe Little Mermaid 2-Return to the Sea The Tigger MovieAtlantis The Lost EmpireLady And The Tramp II - Scamp’s AdventureMickey’s Magical Christmas-Snowed In at the House of Mouse Monsters, Inc. Cinderella II - Dreams Come TrueLilo And Stitch Mickey’s House of Mouse - The VillainsReturn to Never LandTarzan & JaneThe Hunchback of Notre Dame IITreasure PlanetWinnie the Pooh-A Very Merry Pooh Year 101 Dalmatians 2 - Patch’s London Adventure Atlantis 2 Milo’s Return Brother Bear Finding Nemo Kim Possible - A Stitch In TimePiglet’s Big Movie Stitch! The Movie The Jungle Book 2 Home On The RangeKim Possible - The Villain Files Mickey Donald Goofy-The Three Musketeers Mickeys Twice Upon a Christmas The Incredibles The Lion King 1-1.5 - Hakuna MatataWinnie the Pooh - Springtime With RooChicken LittleDisney’s Christmas FavouritesKim Possible - So The DramaKronk’s New GrooveLilo and Stitch 2 - Stitch has a Glitch Pooh’s Heffalump Movie Tarzan II Bambi II Brother Bear 2 Cars Leroy & StitchThe Fox and the Hound 2 Cinderella III - A Twist in TimeDisney Princess Enchanted Tales - Follow Your DreamsEnchanted Meet The Robinsons RatatouilleBoltThe Little Mermaid - Ariel’s BeginningTinker Bell Wall-ETinkerbell and the lost treasurePrincess and the FrogUpTangledTinker bell and the Great Fairy RescueToy Story 3Phineas and Ferb: across the 2nd dimensionWinnie the PoohCars 2Mars needs momsFrankenweenieWreck-it RalphBraveTinkerbell Secret of the wingsPlanesMonsters UniversityFrozen
SOME SICK AS PIXAR MOVIES
Toy Story Toy Story 2 Toy Story 3 A Bug’s Life Monsters, Inc.Finding Nemo The Incredibles Cars Cars 2 Ratatouille WALL-EUp Brave 
PIRATES OF THE FRICKING CARIBBEAN
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black PearlPirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s ChestPirates of the Caribbean: At World’s EndPirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
FUCK YEAH HARRY POTTER
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part One Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part Two 
LORD OF THE RINGSSSS
lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ringlord of the rings: the two towerslord of the rings: the return of the king
THE HOBBIT HELL YEA
The hobbit: an unexpected journeythe hobbit: the desolation of smaug
THE FUGGIN’ HUNGER GAMES
the hunger gamesthe hunger games: catching fire
POKEMON IS COOL TOO
SeriesMewtwo Strikes BackThe Power of One - LugiaSpell of the Unknown - EnteiVoice of the Forest - CelebiHeroes - Latios and LatiasWishmaker - JirachiDestiny - DeoxysLucario and the Mystery of MewRanger and the Temple of the SeaRise of DarkraiGiratina and the Sky WarriorArceus and the Jewel of LifeZoroark Master of IllusionsBlack - Victini and ReshiramWhite - Victini and ZekromKyurem vs. The Sword of JusticeGenesect and the Legend Awakened
SOME FUNNY MOVIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LESS CRAP
white chicks21 jump streetfreaky fridaythe hot chickjust go with itpitch perfectthe parent trapshe’s the manmean girlsthe gooniesdue dateyou againeasy adate nightwedding crasherssuperbadbridemaidswithout a paddleJunoWithout A PaddleWhip ItAdventure LandFriends With BenefitsProject XSex DriveMean Girls17 AgainAlice In Wonderland (Remake)This Is The EndWedding CrashersIt’s Kind Of A Funny StoryTropic ThunderRoll ModelsEvan AlmightyThe Breakfast Club
TIM BURTON (bc he’s almost as sick as you lmao)
the nightmare before christmassleepy hollowbig fishalice in wonderlandfrankenweeniebeetlejuiceedward scissorhandscharlie and the chocolate factorydark shadows 
LEONARDO DICAPRIO MOVIES
Critters 3 (1991)This Boy’s Life (1993)What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)The Basketball Diaries (1995)Total Eclipse (1995)Romeo + Juliet (1996)Marvin’s Room (1996)Titanic (1997)The Man In The Iron Mask (1998)The Beach (2000)Gangs Of New York (2002)Catch Me If You Can (2002)The Aviator (2004)The Departed (2006)Blood Diamond (2006)Body Of Lies (2008)Revolutionary Road (2008)Shutter Island (2010)Inception (2010)J. Edgar (2011)Django Unchained (2012)The Great Gatsby (2013)The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
90s MOVIES BC WHY THE FRICK NOT
Lord of the Flies (1990)Cry-baby (1990)Pretty Woman (1990)My Girl (1991)The Addams Family (1991)Poison Ivy (1992)Wayne’s World (1992)The Crush (1993)The Sandlot (1993)Dazed and Confused (1993)Pulp Fiction (1994)Clueless (1995)Empire Records (1995)Kids (1995)Foxfire (1996)The Craft (1996)Space Jam (1996)I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)Chasing Amy (1997)Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)There’s Something About Mary (1998)Jawbreaker (1999)Cruel Intentions (1999)Drive Me Crazy (1999)10 Things I Hate About You (1999)American Pie (1999)The Virgin Suicides (1999)She’s All That (1999)American Beauty (1999)Girl Interrupted (1999)
SCARY MOVIES (ooh spooky)
the purge the grudge the grudge 2 the grudge 3 the lost boys insidious insidious chapter 2 one missed call paranormal activity 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 carrie (1976)carrie (2013)the conjuring Don’t be Afraid of the DarkThe OmenSinisterThe Hole
SHREK?
ShrekShrek 2Shrek the ThirdShrek Forever After
STAR WARSSSS
Episode I: The Phantom MenaceEpisode II: Attack of the ClonesEpisode III: Revenge of the SithEpisode IV: A New HopeEpisode V: The Empire Strikes BackEpisode VI: Return of the Jedi
SOME GR8 ANIME FOR YOU FUCKERS
Attack on TitanBlack ButlerD.Gray-manFree! - Iwatobi Swim ClubFullmetal AlchemistFullmetal Alchemist BrotherhoodFruits BasketNarutoNaruto ShippudenOuran High School Host ClubSoul Eater
MOTHER HECKIN’ TV SHOWS 
The OfficeSuburgatoryPuberty BluesBreaking BadSouth ParkWorkaholicsAdventure TimeSpongebob Squarepants The Big Bang TheoryThe Walking DeadParks and Recreation Freaks And GeeksModern FamilyIt’s Always Sunny In PhiladelphiaAvatar: The Last AirbenderAmerican Horror StorSupernaturalFamily GuyAmerican Dad!Bob’s BurgersFuturama2 Broke GirlsArrested DevelopmentBeavis and ButtheadCommunityDariaDoctor WhoGame Of ThronesHow I Met Your MotheriCarlyJa’mie: Private School GirlJersey ShoreKath and KimKeeping Up With The KardashiansKing Of The HillLizzie McGuireMalcolm In The MiddleRaising HopeRegular Showhannibalsherlock
ENJOY YOU LIL SHITS

sucker punch
the book thief 
lemony snickets: series of unfortunate events 

Bless your beautiful soul.

harley-quinn-the-siren:

meganthebadwolf:

br0k3n-dreamland:

LISTEN UP FUCKERS HERE’S A BUTT LOAD OF THINGS TO WATCH WHEN YOU ARE SICK

cold: get tissues, drink lots of water, get some cough lollies, oranges help too, get hot drinks, take a warm shower and have lots of rest :3
vomit sick: gross.. jk jk, try not to eat foods that make you feel sick, keep a bucket by you and drink water :)) also try some medicine :))
google it if you feel a different type of sick bc im not a doctor .-.

FUCKING SICK AS MARVEL MOVIES
The Avengers
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Thor
Thor: The Dark World
Captain America: The First Avenger
Hulk
The Incredible Hulk
Fantastic Four
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
X-Men
X2
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
X-Men: First Class
The Wolverine
Blade
Blade II
Blade: Trinity
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 3
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Daredevil
Elektra
The Punisher
Punisher: War Zone
Man-Thing
Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

FUGGIN BAT DUDE

batman begins
the dark knight
the dark knight rises

KICK ASS DISNEY MOVIES

 Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Fantasia
Pinocchio 
Dumbo
The Reluctant Dragon
Bambi 
Saludos Amigos 
Victory Through Air Power 
The Three Caballeros 
Make Mine Music 
Song of the South
Fun and Fancy Free
Melody Time
The Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
Cinderella 
Alice in Wonderland 
Peter Pan
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 
Lady and the Tramp 
Old Yeller 
Darby O’Gill and the Little People 
Sleeping Beauty 
Swiss Family Robinson 
101 Dalmatians
The Sword in the Stone 

Mary Poppins 
That Darn Cat 
The Jungle Book
The Love Bug 
The Aristocats 
Bedknobs and Broomsticks 
The Million Dollar Duck 
Robin Hood
Herbie Rides Again 
Pete’s Dragon 
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
The Rescuers
The Fox and the Hound
A Disney Christmas Gift 
The Black Cauldron
The Great Mouse Detective 
Oliver & Company 
Who Framed Roger Rabbit 
The Little Mermaid 
Ducktales The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp 
The Rescuers Down Under 
Beauty and the Beast
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Aladdin -The Return of Jafar 
Aladdin
The Lion King 
A Goofy Movie
Pocahontas 
Toy Story
Aladdin and the King of Thieves 
James and the Giant Peach 
The Hunchback of Notre Dame 
Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas
Hercules 
Winnie The Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure 
A Bug’s Life
Belle’s Magical World
Mulan
Pocahontas II - Journey to a New World
The Lion King 2 - Simba’s Pride
Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas
Tarzan 
Toy Story 2
Winnie The Pooh-Seasons of Giving
An Extremely Goofy Movie 
Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, The Adventure Begins
Dinosaur 
Fantasia 2000
The Emperor’s New Groove
The Little Mermaid 2-Return to the Sea 
The Tigger Movie
Atlantis The Lost Empire
Lady And The Tramp II - Scamp’s Adventure
Mickey’s Magical Christmas-Snowed In at the House of Mouse 
Monsters, Inc. 
Cinderella II - Dreams Come True
Lilo And Stitch 
Mickey’s House of Mouse - The Villains
Return to Never Land
Tarzan & Jane
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
Treasure Planet
Winnie the Pooh-A Very Merry Pooh Year 
101 Dalmatians 2 - Patch’s London Adventure 
Atlantis 2 Milo’s Return 
Brother Bear 
Finding Nemo 
Kim Possible - A Stitch In Time
Piglet’s Big Movie 
Stitch! The Movie 
The Jungle Book 2 
Home On The Range
Kim Possible - The Villain Files 
Mickey Donald Goofy-The Three Musketeers 
Mickeys Twice Upon a Christmas 
The Incredibles 
The Lion King 1-1.5 - Hakuna Matata
Winnie the Pooh - Springtime With Roo
Chicken Little
Disney’s Christmas Favourites
Kim Possible - So The Drama
Kronk’s New Groove
Lilo and Stitch 2 - Stitch has a Glitch 
Pooh’s Heffalump Movie 
Tarzan II 
Bambi II 
Brother Bear 2 
Cars 
Leroy & Stitch
The Fox and the Hound 2 
Cinderella III - A Twist in Time
Disney Princess Enchanted Tales - Follow Your Dreams
Enchanted 
Meet The Robinsons 
Ratatouille
Bolt
The Little Mermaid - Ariel’s Beginning
Tinker Bell 
Wall-E
Tinkerbell and the lost treasure
Princess and the Frog
Up
Tangled
Tinker bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Toy Story 3
Phineas and Ferb: across the 2nd dimension
Winnie the Pooh
Cars 2
Mars needs moms
Frankenweenie
Wreck-it Ralph
Brave
Tinkerbell Secret of the wings
Planes
Monsters University
Frozen

SOME SICK AS PIXAR MOVIES

Toy Story 
Toy Story 2 
Toy Story 3 
A Bug’s Life 
Monsters, Inc.
Finding Nemo 
The Incredibles 
Cars 
Cars 2 
Ratatouille 
WALL-E
Up 
Brave 

PIRATES OF THE FRICKING CARIBBEAN

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black PearlPirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

FUCK YEAH HARRY POTTER

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone 
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part One 
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part Two 

LORD OF THE RINGSSSS

lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring
lord of the rings: the two towers
lord of the rings: the return of the king

THE HOBBIT HELL YEA

The hobbit: an unexpected journey
the hobbit: the desolation of smaug

THE FUGGIN’ HUNGER GAMES

the hunger games
the hunger games: catching fire

POKEMON IS COOL TOO

Series
Mewtwo Strikes Back
The Power of One - Lugia
Spell of the Unknown - Entei
Voice of the Forest - Celebi
Heroes - Latios and Latias
Wishmaker - Jirachi
Destiny - Deoxys
Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
Ranger and the Temple of the Sea
Rise of Darkrai
Giratina and the Sky Warrior
Arceus and the Jewel of Life
Zoroark Master of Illusions
Black - Victini and Reshiram
White - Victini and Zekrom
Kyurem vs. The Sword of Justice
Genesect and the Legend Awakened

SOME FUNNY MOVIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LESS CRAP

white chicks
21 jump street
freaky friday
the hot chick
just go with it
pitch perfect
the parent trap
she’s the man
mean girls
the goonies
due date
you again
easy a
date night
wedding crashers
superbad
bridemaids
without a paddle
Juno
Without A Paddle
Whip It
Adventure Land
Friends With Benefits
Project X
Sex Drive
Mean Girls
17 Again
Alice In Wonderland (Remake)
This Is The End
Wedding Crashers
It’s Kind Of A Funny Story
Tropic Thunder
Roll Models
Evan Almighty
The Breakfast Club

TIM BURTON (bc he’s almost as sick as you lmao)

the nightmare before christmas
sleepy hollow
big fish
alice in wonderland
frankenweenie
beetlejuice
edward scissorhands
charlie and the chocolate factory
dark shadows 

LEONARDO DICAPRIO MOVIES

Critters 3 (1991)
This Boy’s Life (1993)
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
The Basketball Diaries (1995)
Total Eclipse (1995)
Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Marvin’s Room (1996)
Titanic (1997)
The Man In The Iron Mask (1998)
The Beach (2000)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
The Aviator (2004)
The Departed (2006)
Blood Diamond (2006)
Body Of Lies (2008)
Revolutionary Road (2008)
Shutter Island (2010)
Inception (2010)
J. Edgar (2011)
Django Unchained (2012)
The Great Gatsby (2013)
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

90s MOVIES BC WHY THE FRICK NOT

Lord of the Flies (1990)
Cry-baby (1990)
Pretty Woman (1990)
My Girl (1991)
The Addams Family (1991)
Poison Ivy (1992)
Wayne’s World (1992)
The Crush (1993)
The Sandlot (1993)
Dazed and Confused (1993)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Clueless (1995)
Empire Records (1995)
Kids (1995)
Foxfire (1996)
The Craft (1996)
Space Jam (1996)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)
There’s Something About Mary (1998)
Jawbreaker (1999)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Drive Me Crazy (1999)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
American Pie (1999)
The Virgin Suicides (1999)
She’s All That (1999)
American Beauty (1999)
Girl Interrupted (1999)

SCARY MOVIES (ooh spooky)

the purge 
the grudge 
the grudge 2 
the grudge 3 
the lost boys 
insidious 
insidious chapter 2 
one missed call 
paranormal activity 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 
carrie (1976)
carrie (2013)
the conjuring 
Don’t be Afraid of the Dark
The Omen
Sinister
The Hole

SHREK?

Shrek
Shrek 2
Shrek the Third
Shrek Forever After

STAR WARSSSS

Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Episode IV: A New Hope
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

SOME GR8 ANIME FOR YOU FUCKERS

Attack on Titan
Black Butler
D.Gray-man
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club
Fullmetal Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Fruits Basket
Naruto
Naruto Shippuden
Ouran High School Host Club
Soul Eater

MOTHER HECKIN’ TV SHOWS 

The Office
Suburgatory
Puberty Blues
Breaking Bad
South Park
Workaholics
Adventure Time
Spongebob Squarepants 
The Big Bang Theory
The Walking Dead
Parks and Recreation 
Freaks And Geeks
Modern Family
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Avatar: The Last Airbender
American Horror Stor
Supernatural
Family Guy
American Dad!
Bob’s Burgers
Futurama
2 Broke Girls
Arrested Development
Beavis and Butthead
Community
Daria
Doctor Who
Game Of Thrones
How I Met Your Mother
iCarly
Ja’mie: Private School Girl
Jersey Shore
Kath and Kim
Keeping Up With The Kardashians
King Of The Hill
Lizzie McGuire
Malcolm In The Middle
Raising Hope
Regular Show
hannibal
sherlock

ENJOY YOU LIL SHITS

sucker punch

the book thief 

lemony snickets: series of unfortunate events 

Bless your beautiful soul.

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You’re worth so much more than your waistline,
you’re worth the beautiful thoughts you think,
and the daring dreams you dream.

— Savanna Brown (What Guys Look For In A Girl-A Slam Poem)

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Zoom sliceofbri:

WHAT’S UP FUCKERS I HAVE ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL FOR YOU AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY YOU LITTLE SHITS WILL READ IT SO HERE WE FUCKING GO. HOW MANY OF YOU HATE BAR SOAP? 

IT’S HARD TO HOLD ON TO, IT GETS FUCKING SLIMY BETWEEN USES, IT TAKES TOO LONG TO GO THROUGH A BAR, AND THE LAST LITTLE SLIVER NEVER GETS FUCKING USED. BUT BAR SOAP IS WAY FUCKING CHEAPER THAN OTHER SOAP, BETTER FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, AND IT JUST SEEMS TO COME IN MORE FUCKING DELIGHTFUL SCENTS. SO WHAT DO WE DO? THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUSLY TO TURN YOUR UNCOMFORTABLE SOLID BAR SOAP INTO SMOOTH, LIQUIDUS SOAP.

YOU WILL NEED SOME MATERIALS FOR THIS MAGICAL TRANSFORMATION MUCH LIKE A WIZARD NEEDS A WAND SO GO DIG OUT YOUR FINE CHEESE GRATER, A MEASURING CUP, A BIG ASS SOUP POT, AND SOAP RECEPTACLES. FOR THE TRULY FRUGAL, PUMP BOTTLES ARE SOLD AT THE DOLLAR STORE FUCK YEAH.

NOW YOU NEED SOME BAR SOAP. NOT DOVE. DO NOT USE DOVE, OR ANYTHING SIMILAR, ALL THE MOISTURIZER FUCKS THE RECIPE UP. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE DOVE BODY WASH FROM SOAP STAY TUNED I WILL EXPLAIN AT THE END. SO TAKE YOUR BAR SOAP I LIKE THE STUFF FROM LUSH WHICH ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE AN ANGELS HEAVENLY ASS, AND GRATE IT NICE AND FINE. IF YOU ARE FUCKING BROKE AND DON’T OWN A GRATER CHOP IT UP INTO SMALL PIECES.

MMM YES MAKE IT SNOW IN YOUR BOWL YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO NOW ADD ABOUT 8 CUPS OF HOT WATER TO YOUR POT AND THEN A CUP OF YOUR SOAP SHAVINGS THAT USUALLY TAKES 1-2 STANDARD BARS BUT IF YOU CHOPPED INSTEAD OF GRATED USE MORE(LIKE A CUP AND A HALF) BECAUSE PHYSICS. MELT IT ALL DOWN INTO A SMOOTH AND HAPPY MARRIAGE. NOW IT’S TIME FOR THE SECRET INGREDIENT: GLYCERIN 

PLAIN VEGETABLE GLYCERIN IT IS NOT 100% REQUIRED BUT IT WILL MAKE YOUR SOAP MORE SOAP LIKE AND LESS LIQUIDY. IF YOU PLAN TO GET ALL MARTHA STEWART AND GIVE SOAP AWAY OR MAKE IT A LOT THEN BUY THE GLYCERIN. I GOT A LITER OF IT FOR TEN DOLLARS ON AMAZON I BELIEVE YOU CAN GET IT AT MOST DRUGSTORES AND HEALTH STORES BUT I DON’T FUCKING KNOW GOOGLE IT. ADD A FEW TABLESPOONS INTO THE MIX FOR HAPPY SOAP

NOW LET IT COOL SO YOU DON’T BURN EVERYTHING WHEN YOU INEVITABLY SPILL SOAP EVERYWHERE THEN FILL YOUR MAIN SOAP RECEPTACLE(USE A GODDAMN FUNNEL YOU AREN’T A CAVE MAN) AND STORE THE REST UNTIL YOU NEED TO REFILL I KEEP MY EXTRA IN AN OLD MILK CARTON REMEMBER WE ARE SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT HERE REDUCE REUSE RECYCLE

NOW THAT’S JUST THE BEGINNING BECAUSE YOU CAN START OFF WITH PLAIN ASS SOAP AND ADD ESSENTIAL OILS OR A LITTLE PERFUME OR YOU CAN ADD BODY-SAFE GLITTER IF YOU LIKE GLITTER OR A LITTLE NATURAL COLORING(BE CAREFUL PLEASE DON’T TURN YOURSELF BLUE BECAUSE YOU PUT A BUNCH OF PLAIN OLD FOOD COLORING IN YOUR SOAP) OR YOU CAN EVEN MIX SOAPS TO MAKE A REALLY FANCY ASS BLEND OF MAGIC OR ADD LOTION TO MAKE IT NICE FOR YOUR SKIN OR ADD LAVENDER OIL OR TEA-TREE TO MAKE IT ANTIBACTERIAL MAKE CUSTOM SOAP AND SELL IT FOR THOUSANDS THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS THE WORLD IS YOUR CLEAN AND SHINY OYSTER

NOW IF YOU WANT TO USE FUCKING DOVE SOAP OR SOME OTHER SUPER MOISTURIZING SOAP LIKE IT(IF IT IS PRETTY SOFT FOR A BAR SOAP IT PROBABLY HAS A LOT OF GODDAMN MOISTURIZER OR LOTION) THEN DO THE SAME THING BUT ONLY USE A CUP OR TWO OF WATER AND NO GLYCERIN OKAY NO GLYCERIN IT DOESN’T NEED IT OKAY NOW USE YOUR FUCKING PRECIOUS DOVE SOAP AND DON’T PAY FOR THAT EXPENSIVE ASS BODY WASH

NOW IT SHOULD GO WITHOUT SAYING THAT NOT ALL SOAPS ARE THE SAME SO SET ASIDE SOME EXTRA SOAP FLAKES IN CASE THE CONSISTENCY IS NOT RIGHT OR WHAT YOU WANT JESUS DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK HERE YOU CAN FIGURE OUT A SOLUTION. OKAY NOW YOU HAVE LEARNED A NEW THING AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW SHOULD PREPARE TO GET FUCKING SOAP FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE YOU’RE A CRAFTY LITTLE SHIT NOW GO BE CLEAN AND FRUGAL AND ECO-FRIENDLY YOU BEAUTIFUL MAJESTIC UNICORN CLASS DISMISSED

sliceofbri:

WHAT’S UP FUCKERS I HAVE ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL FOR YOU AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY YOU LITTLE SHITS WILL READ IT SO HERE WE FUCKING GO. HOW MANY OF YOU HATE BAR SOAP?

IT’S HARD TO HOLD ON TO, IT GETS FUCKING SLIMY BETWEEN USES, IT TAKES TOO LONG TO GO THROUGH A BAR, AND THE LAST LITTLE SLIVER NEVER GETS FUCKING USED. BUT BAR SOAP IS WAY FUCKING CHEAPER THAN OTHER SOAP, BETTER FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, AND IT JUST SEEMS TO COME IN MORE FUCKING DELIGHTFUL SCENTS. SO WHAT DO WE DO? THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUSLY TO TURN YOUR UNCOMFORTABLE SOLID BAR SOAP INTO SMOOTH, LIQUIDUS SOAP.

YOU WILL NEED SOME MATERIALS FOR THIS MAGICAL TRANSFORMATION MUCH LIKE A WIZARD NEEDS A WAND SO GO DIG OUT YOUR FINE CHEESE GRATER, A MEASURING CUP, A BIG ASS SOUP POT, AND SOAP RECEPTACLES. FOR THE TRULY FRUGAL, PUMP BOTTLES ARE SOLD AT THE DOLLAR STORE FUCK YEAH.

NOW YOU NEED SOME BAR SOAP. NOT DOVE. DO NOT USE DOVE, OR ANYTHING SIMILAR, ALL THE MOISTURIZER FUCKS THE RECIPE UP. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE DOVE BODY WASH FROM SOAP STAY TUNED I WILL EXPLAIN AT THE END. SO TAKE YOUR BAR SOAP I LIKE THE STUFF FROM LUSH WHICH ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE AN ANGELS HEAVENLY ASS, AND GRATE IT NICE AND FINE. IF YOU ARE FUCKING BROKE AND DON’T OWN A GRATER CHOP IT UP INTO SMALL PIECES.

MMM YES MAKE IT SNOW IN YOUR BOWL YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO NOW ADD ABOUT 8 CUPS OF HOT WATER TO YOUR POT AND THEN A CUP OF YOUR SOAP SHAVINGS THAT USUALLY TAKES 1-2 STANDARD BARS BUT IF YOU CHOPPED INSTEAD OF GRATED USE MORE(LIKE A CUP AND A HALF) BECAUSE PHYSICS. MELT IT ALL DOWN INTO A SMOOTH AND HAPPY MARRIAGE. NOW IT’S TIME FOR THE SECRET INGREDIENT: GLYCERIN

PLAIN VEGETABLE GLYCERIN IT IS NOT 100% REQUIRED BUT IT WILL MAKE YOUR SOAP MORE SOAP LIKE AND LESS LIQUIDY. IF YOU PLAN TO GET ALL MARTHA STEWART AND GIVE SOAP AWAY OR MAKE IT A LOT THEN BUY THE GLYCERIN. I GOT A LITER OF IT FOR TEN DOLLARS ON AMAZON I BELIEVE YOU CAN GET IT AT MOST DRUGSTORES AND HEALTH STORES BUT I DON’T FUCKING KNOW GOOGLE IT. ADD A FEW TABLESPOONS INTO THE MIX FOR HAPPY SOAP

NOW LET IT COOL SO YOU DON’T BURN EVERYTHING WHEN YOU INEVITABLY SPILL SOAP EVERYWHERE THEN FILL YOUR MAIN SOAP RECEPTACLE(USE A GODDAMN FUNNEL YOU AREN’T A CAVE MAN) AND STORE THE REST UNTIL YOU NEED TO REFILL I KEEP MY EXTRA IN AN OLD MILK CARTON REMEMBER WE ARE SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT HERE REDUCE REUSE RECYCLE

NOW THAT’S JUST THE BEGINNING BECAUSE YOU CAN START OFF WITH PLAIN ASS SOAP AND ADD ESSENTIAL OILS OR A LITTLE PERFUME OR YOU CAN ADD BODY-SAFE GLITTER IF YOU LIKE GLITTER OR A LITTLE NATURAL COLORING(BE CAREFUL PLEASE DON’T TURN YOURSELF BLUE BECAUSE YOU PUT A BUNCH OF PLAIN OLD FOOD COLORING IN YOUR SOAP) OR YOU CAN EVEN MIX SOAPS TO MAKE A REALLY FANCY ASS BLEND OF MAGIC OR ADD LOTION TO MAKE IT NICE FOR YOUR SKIN OR ADD LAVENDER OIL OR TEA-TREE TO MAKE IT ANTIBACTERIAL MAKE CUSTOM SOAP AND SELL IT FOR THOUSANDS THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS THE WORLD IS YOUR CLEAN AND SHINY OYSTER

NOW IF YOU WANT TO USE FUCKING DOVE SOAP OR SOME OTHER SUPER MOISTURIZING SOAP LIKE IT(IF IT IS PRETTY SOFT FOR A BAR SOAP IT PROBABLY HAS A LOT OF GODDAMN MOISTURIZER OR LOTION) THEN DO THE SAME THING BUT ONLY USE A CUP OR TWO OF WATER AND NO GLYCERIN OKAY NO GLYCERIN IT DOESN’T NEED IT OKAY NOW USE YOUR FUCKING PRECIOUS DOVE SOAP AND DON’T PAY FOR THAT EXPENSIVE ASS BODY WASH

NOW IT SHOULD GO WITHOUT SAYING THAT NOT ALL SOAPS ARE THE SAME SO SET ASIDE SOME EXTRA SOAP FLAKES IN CASE THE CONSISTENCY IS NOT RIGHT OR WHAT YOU WANT JESUS DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK HERE YOU CAN FIGURE OUT A SOLUTION. OKAY NOW YOU HAVE LEARNED A NEW THING AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW SHOULD PREPARE TO GET FUCKING SOAP FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE YOU’RE A CRAFTY LITTLE SHIT NOW GO BE CLEAN AND FRUGAL AND ECO-FRIENDLY YOU BEAUTIFUL MAJESTIC UNICORN CLASS DISMISSED

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If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual.

— (via rock-style-love)

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CEMENT ECLIPSES @ CHIAPAS MEXICO

Artist Isaac Cordal (tumblr / facebook) - “With the simple act of miniaturization and thoughtful placement, Isaac Cordal magically expands the imagination of pedestrians finding his sculptures on the street. Cement Eclipses is a critical definition of our behavior as a social mass. The art work intends to catch the attention on our devalued relation with the nature through a critical look to the collateral effects of our evolution. With the master touch of a stage director, the figures are placed in locations that quickly open doors to other worlds. The scenes zoom in the routine tasks of the contemporary human being”.

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